The Game With the Volleysphere

Sports. They’re an interesting thing. So interesting in fact, that Jo and I will be talking about them today.

Hey, did you see that game between the Yankees and the Lakers?

Considering that I don’t watch sports, I think the answer should be obvious.

*Laughs* that was funny ‘cause the Yankees are a baseball team and the Lakers are a basketball team. That’s how much we know about sports!

Wow. You made me think that there was a basketball team called the Yankees, even though I know that’s a baseball team.

*Evil laugh*

*puts hands on hips*

Look you have hips!

Yeah . . . I do . . .

Yeah!

And on that note, we talk about sports.

I like the game with the volleysphere!

Oh yes, the volleysphere. The thing that makes my arms all red.

I like it when my arms turn red from volleyspheres! Like when paint covers my arms!

Paint covers? Oh. I read that wrong. Aren’t I a genius. Anyway. Volleyball is . . . interesting. I’m not great at it. I not great at any sports really, but I do kind of like volleyball.

I think you’re good at volleyball! I like volleyball a lot. I think it’s a lot of fun. And it helps with teamwork and communication.

Teamwork and communication are not my strong points. So . . . well . . . I think all sports involve that to some degree, that’s probably why sports hate me.

And that, is why I play some sports. Teamwork and communication are always good things to learn and have. So yeah.

Yep!

And I like soccer. And baseball can be interesting. Sometimes . . .

I used to play soccer. I was never really great at it, but I enjoyed it. When stuff actually happened. Because I was always defender.

Yeah I used to play to. From when I was 4 or 5 to when I was about 9. And I loved soccer a lot. But I hated being goalie or defender. I was always midfield or forward. Well, in any sport I play I hate standing around. Basketball, Volleyball, Tennis, Baseball, Kickball, Soccer, you name it.

For me it depends on the sport. If it’s a sport I despise and I’m being forced to play it for gym or something, then I’m fine just standing around. But it I actually like the sport I’m playing, I’d much rather be doing something.

So lets see, I’m part demigod, so I cannot stand still. I do not like to. And I hate it when people try to talk to me to get out of playing because I mean, WHAT IF I WANT TO PLAY?! COME ON?! What if you were doing something you like to do and I distracted you from doing it?! Not like I don’t do that already . . .

People do that?

Yes. Yes they do. It is not fun. And I think they are very lazy and they don’t want to give the sport a chance. Most of the grade of P. E. is participation, and I’m surprised some people aren’t failing.

Huh. Speaking of PE, I still need to do that quiz thing . . . but that’s way beside the point. Speaking of point (not really), that reminds me of ballet. Because A.) ballet is always on my mind and B.) point could be pointe if you added an e.

*Nods* Yes it could.

So I’m just going to say, that--nevermind. I will not say that on the interwebs. But anyway. I like ballet. A lot. And uhm . . . yeah. There’s not much to it . . .

Now I am curious. But I will make up an answer . . . INSTEAD. Because that’s my backup system! Just kidding. I don’t have systems. That’s weird. But anyway. Ballet is nice. I like to watch it. But I could never do it.

It’s fun to watch. Until I start noticing how amazing their extension or their bevel is. The ballerinas, I mean. Professional ballerinas.

*Nods*

So yeah.

Yeah. Dance is a nice sport too. And it is a sport. IT’S MORE OF A SPORT THAN NASCAR RACING!!! So don’t say it’s not. Because Nascar racing is almost not a sport though people think it’s more a sport than dance. Don’t be that person. So anyway. That’s all I have to say. So uhm . . . yeah.

Well, a sport is a game. And racing cars is a game. With a winner, like games have.

Not by dictionary definition.

“A contest or game in which people do certain physical activities according to a specific set of rules and compete against each other.”

*Sighs* I give up. I give up arguing for dance anymore. No one will side with me. I give up. I’m going to bed. My computer is going to die. No I won’t go to bed. But my computer is going to die.

And with that I think this is the end of our post.

Bye

Just for the record, I never said NASCAR is more a sport than dance.

~Marie and Jo