Have you ever dreamed about a gofer riding a beaver into the sunset on a giant turtle that was flying on a tiny unicorn? Neither have I!
That is such a Jo-ish thing to say. But today we’re talking about dreams! And I’m Marie, and that crazy one over there in the sea foam green, that’s Jo.
Well I am Jo. And look! I’m “that crazy one over there” who can’t spell! Whoo! Achievement! Anyw--SEAFOAM GREEN! Anyway. Dreams!
Yes! Dreams! And I have dream facts! Well . . . only two. But anyway. Did you know *says dramatically* that you can only dream about people you’ve seen in real life? And also, you forget 90% of your dream in the first ten to twenty minutes of waking up. And bonus fact that everyone should know, you have multiple dreams each night you just don’t remember them all.
Well, I didn’t know that first one until today. And the other two. In some cases, you forget 100% of your dreams within ten seconds of waking up! *Smiles goofily* Just kidding, but that’s what it seems like sometimes! Dreams. Interesting things. Them dreams. I have some really weird ones. Like that one time. That Marie had a party. And I got her wet. And then she wasn’t my friend. And then I drowned myself. My dreamself always happens to die for some reason!
Woah what?! You got me wet and then I wasn’t your friend and then you drowned yourself?! That reminds me of the original The Little Mermaid by Hans Christian Anderson.
Yeah. I don’t know! I must’ve knocked something over in that dream and then you were wet and then you friend “broke up” with me as I refer to it and then I jumped in the ocean and drowned. I think I’ve seen parts of that.
Dramatic little dreamself you are. *turns to fictional people* And once I had a dream where I had a dream vision thing and--no, let me start over. So in said dream, Jo was like . . . really sick or something and so every morning before school she would go to New York and this doctor would try to make her okay-ish for the day. Logical, right? And then in this dream, I had a dream/vision thing and basically, said doctor would accidentally kill Jo. So then I went to New York to say goodbye. And . . . I never got to New York because I woke up. Stupid school, ruining if I get to finish my dream or not because if I don’t get up I’ll be late and that’s not good.
I absolutely hate it when I’m having this super awesome dream and then someone or something wakes you up for some stupid reason and you try to remember the dream and go back to sleep but then you fail and it’s like, “NO! I WANTED TO FINISH THAT DREAM! Now . . . I’ll never . . .know . . . what happened to . . . my . . . PIKACHU!”
Yes, that’s the worst and it always happens to me. And once, I kid you not, my brother woke me up to ask if I was awake. Like what the heck brother whose name I will not say on the internet! Anyway. Dreams. What were we going to talk about in the very large topic of dreams?
My brother named Matthew does that too! That’s not exactly his real name . . . but close ENOUGH. *Shudders*. Anyway. I don’t know . . . maybe . . . dreams we’ve had? I don’t know.
Dreams we’ve had. Let’s go with that. Uhmmmm . . . recently I had a dream about a guy named Giuseppe. It was interesting. I asked him to go to a dance with me (because I wanted to be nice, not because I like liked him) and he was really sweet and stuff. So yeah.
Every time I see that name I just automatically think of MoM Giuseppe! And then I have to think about if for a minute. And yeah! I had a dream about a guy supposedly named Logan. I wasn’t exactly sure . . . but we just call him that because . . . he doesn’t . . . have a real . . . yeah . . . moving on. He was our friend. And then he fell in love with me and me him and then we kissed and I woke up and then I found Mawie awake and so then I told her about it and then I found the person he looked like and so that was great.
And another night I had a dream about ballet. I was in like, a ballet academy type thing and it was finals week. And so yeah . . . I got the highest score somehow. Don’t ask me how that happened.
Last night I dreamed about two of my charries who were--are---the White Rabbit and the March Hare from Alice in Wonderland. And I hadn’t seen them together or thought about it until in the dream they were looking for something in a library and then some monster thingy broke in and was trying to stop them from finding answers and then they were hiding and then they were kissing and then the March Hare ran from their hiding spot and then she got rid of the monster, but she died in the process . . . so I’m going to fix that!
I once had a dream that I married Harry Potter. I believe this was before I read the seventh book, so . . . I was in fourth grade . . . I started the series in January of fourth grade . . . so like . . . June? Yeah. June. Or maybe I had read it already and just thought that Ginny wasn’t worthy of Harry. *shrugs*
Speaking of marrying people. I had a dream that I was married to Percy, I think it was. And then we taught you *points at Marie* to swim and then we made some weird underwater city and it was . . . weird to say the least.
*laughs* Teach me how to swim? Ha, that’s an impossible task. Anyway. What else have I dreamed about? Oh! I had a dream that I was on Wipeout! And I almost won! And there was this one lady on the show that I had seen a few weeks before at Lagoon! And yeah . . .
I’m pretty sure I had a dream that you shot me in the face. And I kind of . . . died. And then all of a sudden I was in your position and you were crying and then I shot you in the leg and then you ran away and then . . . I died . . . again . . .
Wh-what?! How--why . . . what is your subconscious doing? Do you think I’m going to kill you?! *gasps dramatically*
*Shrugs* I don’t know! My dreamself just always wants to die! For some reason! Death by Marie must be like . . . the best/nicest option to my dreamself . . . don’t ask me questions!
You have a suicidal and dramatic dreamself Jo. Does that mean something?
I really do. But I really hope not. Did I really just say so? Wow. Anyway. If I’m not dreaming about dying, then I’m probably dreaming about some boy or my charries or something WAY weird like . . . a gofer riding a beaver into the sunset on a giant turtle that was flying on a tiny unicorn! That’s what I mean. Weirdness.
I just have a really weird mix of dreams. It’s . . . interesting. I had this one dream on Friday night, but I can’t remember it and it’s driving me nuts.
*shakes head* I really hate when that happens. I also have dreams about current books I’m reading. I hate when I forget those. Because all I remember is that it was super awesome and fun and stuff. Like once, I dreamed--when I was reading Cinder--that Prince Kai was lost and he was like, “Have you seen an absolutely gorgeous mechanic named Linh-Cinder?! I can’t find her anywhere and I want to marry her and kiss her and get her out of trouble!” And then I woke up. *Laughs* That was a really funny dream.
Wow. I had that one dream . . . that I told you and Q about on Thursday or sometime. I’m too lazy to write it out here though because it’s really long. But . . . I’ve always wondered what it would be like to have a demigod dream.
Which dream is this? I think it’d be freaking scary. I mean, they’re like nightmares. And real ones, at that. And that’s awesome, but freaking scary. I think this post has gotten really long. And I have nothing else to say.
The one where you were an angel figurine thing and we were at Disney Land/World. And that’s true. And you’re right, so we should probably stop this post here.
Yep! *Waves* Bye!
Bye!
~Marie and Jo
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